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Being A Fake American
Tuesday. 4.14.09 3:47 pm
I'm a fake American today!
What was the feeling of being a fake American?
Only one word!
Fun!

I unexpected that being a fake American could bring so much fun to me and my friends.
Being a fake American is a pleasure.
It was good to see everybody's speaking English in my class.
Some could speak and some couldn't speak well, but they insisted to speak English.
Of course, we burst into laughter when they spoke in broken English.

I pretended to be an American today.
So I couldn't understand Chinese.
I couldn't speak in Chinese.
I couldn't understand my friends unless they spoke in English.
And so my friend called me Banana Ng!

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Hi! Nice to meet you!
I'm Kevin.
I'm a new student, just came back from America.
What's your name?
...
Oh hi ...
How many years have you been studying in this school?
...
5 years. Oh..

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They actually wanted to ask me for something.
But I pretended I didn't understand Chinese.
... 'Sorry, I can't understand Chinese, can you speak in English?'

And then they looked at me and started to laughed.
... ... 'Hahahaha!'
They kept looking at me with their cutest smile in the world.

So I asked, 'What's so funny, man?'
... ... ... 'Hahahahahahahaha!'
They laughed again!
Forgot about their questions.

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Being a fake American, in fact, a banana, can actually improve our English speaking.
I think it's a good idea to improve myself.
Trying to be an American, (you know what I mean) what's wrong?

We spoke, we laughed, we had fun.
Because we spoke English :)

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8 Comments.


Haha see I'm the complete opposite...I wish I could be a fake asian! I'm half Chinese but I'm totally disconnected from my heritage...I can speak a little bit of Mandarin but it's only little words and phrases.

Lol I've never heard anyone refer to speaking English as being "fake American."
» The-Muffin-Man on 2009-04-15 03:53:12

Aww... that's cute. You actually learn more when you have fun.
» Nuttz on 2009-04-15 04:29:15

My dad is from Taiwan and his dad is full Chinese...so that makes me half Chinese, I think. And maybe some Taiwanese too, since his mom was Taiwanese.

But I look completely "American" :P
» The-Muffin-Man on 2009-04-15 05:51:03

English is kind of my main language.. My chinese isn't really good.. but my friends and I haven't done something of that sort before. We might do that once we're more fluent in Japanese. Yea.. it's technically pork bones which we use to boil quite a number of our soups too.
» Nuttz on 2009-04-15 06:22:05

We did that in my spanish class at school we pretended to be mexican. We even had alter mexican egos. I was Enrique. It was fun.
» jacyhenry on 2009-04-15 09:40:31

Hi! Nice to meet you!
I'm Kevin.
I'm a new student, just came back America.
What's your name?
...
Oh hi ...
How many years have you been studying in this school?
...
5 years. Oh..

haha that's hilarious
and yeah betrayal. . i guess just live in the moment cus you can't prevent it, no matter how kind you are to your friends
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